dude

this funny man who sleeps rather a lot has been in my 4bed dorm for a few days... in the middle of the night he`s been making strange noises (I assumed they, sounding mechanical, were coming from some device he had in his bed, but it turns out they are coming from his mouth??).

so about half hour ago, he gets up in his sleep, walks over to my bunk (thankfully, I was on the top not bottom), and basically looking into my face in his sleep, takes a piss all over the bottom bunk.

I attempt to rouse him by talking and clucking, but when he vaguely comes to, he mumbles "hi" and goes back to sleep.

I have been transferred to a new room for my final night; I hope the poor sucker in the bottom bunk turns the light on before walking too far into the room or getting into his bed.