jizz

arrived in perth after 36h on the bus that seemed surprisingly short. various people to talk to and look at on the way (an australian whose never been outside of WA - not even as far as Adelaide; an Australian who had never been on Greyhound bus before).
Arriving in Perth I found a white viscuous fluid had become sprayed across my bag; given the previous fluid contact that my bag has received over the months, I was immediately inclined to imagine that some stowaway in the baggage compartment had unloaded his balls whilst having nothing else to do down there. However, a quick taste revealed it to be no more than someone's hair shampoo leaking out.
In the lobby of the hostel I found a European girl who I once ate kangaroo and camel with, many thousands of km away. Australia is so small for a country so big. I've been in the same hostel as some japanese dude for the past three hostels too - I won't be surprised if he turns up here in a few days.
I'm bang in the city centre, by the railway and bus stations and near to pubs! There's a microbrewery only a block or so away too! (hostel-finding radar also detects microbrews. there was a nice one (but expensive) in melbourne too).
Only one night to prepare for new years eve.