Colonia Tovar

¡Gutentag! I'm Colonia Tovar, a German town in the mountains. It looks like the alps, but everyone hablos español. On the bus some of the Venezuelan girls tried to talk to me in español, but that did not work very well. Perhaps I can find someone to shout «waß» at later. First I must find a hotel (likely a cabaña) and wash and poo (vital functions I have neglected in the 54 hours that I have been travelling since Oaxaca, a continent away).